aim: ryandestroysemail: ryandestroys@gmail.comtxt: 813.361.0118Tumblr (3.0; @ryandestroys)http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YLDbGqJ2KYk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Today is my birthday.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40680608http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40680608Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:05:58 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT5aw5kah6sOnml9Tc_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I refuse to believe this is real.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40557620http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40557620Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:36:23 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT5avdg1fvA48aAo64_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>via BoingBoing. No pun intended.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40487097http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40487097Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:29:11 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImS3Jw__VxY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ImS3Jw__VxY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/40457928/new-james-bond-trailer-im-excited-suck-it">paulscheer</a>:</p><blockquote><p>New James Bond Trailer…I’m excited.</p><p>Suck it George Lazenby!</p></blockquote><p>Whatever man! Watch On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and Diamonds Are Forever back to back and then tell me George Lazenby wasn’t a far superior Bond by that point. Connery is definitely the most iconic, but he was just getting too old and bloated. Also, Lazenby was way, way better than Roger Moore or Timothy Dalton.<br/><br/>I really dig Daniel Craig, though. I loved Casino Royale and cannot wait for Quantum of Solace.</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40467277http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40467277Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:47:46 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT5av3o9a1hS44VhvU_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Speaking of Tron…http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40461798http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40461798Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:55:39 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2JChnwv2Ws"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c2JChnwv2Ws" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>I like these charming little robots. It also goes to show you that even piles of junk can sound like the Velvet Underground.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40461671http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40461671Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:54:25 -0400<embed id="mediaPlayerContainer" width="400" height="345" align="TR" flashvars="id=03KqeOEbyDt7pHiEJW08IWcBww&partnerId=4&pwidth=491&pheight=424&vurl=http://dms.download.eyespot.com/play?r=03KqeOEbyDt7pHiEJW08IWcBww&_autoPlay=false&playerserver_url=http://dms.partner.eyespot.com/playerserver?cmd=cachedCallGetPlayerXml&vurl=http://dms.download.eyespot.com/play?r=03KqeOEbyDt7pHiEJW08IWcBww&fileId=279980&contextId=6&instanceId&skinVersion=2" scale="noscale" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="window" menu="false" loop="false" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#999999" style="" name="mediaPlayerContainer" src="http://dms.partner.eyespot.com/flash/medialoader.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/>Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batmanhttp://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40092400http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/40092400Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:24:36 -0400<object width="400" height="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5ts5d&related=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x5ts5d&related=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="320" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ridiculousaurus.tumblr.com/post/39812745/an-odd-remix-of-sexual-seduction-by-snoop-dogg">ridiculousaurus</a>:</p><blockquote><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/us/cluster/music/featured/1/video/x5ts5d_reremix-sexual-seduction-snoop-dogg_music">an odd remix </a>of “sexual seduction” by snoop dogg. what is that thing?</blockquote><p>It’s a Korg synth / sampler pad, the staple of hip-hop & R&B producers for years. That’s a pretty old model… all of Korg’s current ones have switched to digital pads instead of buttons. If you check out the Roland MV-8800’s, they look pretty similar. Basically you assign samples to each of the keys, and use the controls on the left to adjust pitch, tone, BPM etc etc. <br/><br/>I love this video of Mr. West <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeuM-MjBks">trying patiently to explain</a> how to make “dope ass beats” on a similar model to a very, very out touch reporter from 60 minutes.</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39838213http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39838213Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:36:30 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT5ank9u5o3nJURvs8_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Literally. <br/><br/>Zing!http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39790198http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39790198Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:18:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT5amvj3hwogh5fKdq_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kill me.</p><p>Also, if you’re a giant hick, I would think twice about tattooing your navel to look like the gaping asshole of livestock (beyond the obvious reasons). I mean, aren’t there enough stereotypes you have to deal with without inviting someone to make the obvious redneck / interspecies sodomy connection?<br/><br/>Why the fuck am I thinking about this so much? Ugh.</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39727533http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39727533Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:45:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ydCH5nh4Sallvxxvh3Fzr5bh_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/39603717/51-motherfucker-49-son-of-a-bitch-best">paulscheer</a>:</p><blockquote><p>“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”</p><p>BEST MOVIE TAGLINE EVER</p><p>Rob Zombie, You Have Outdone Yourself!</p></blockquote><p>Fuck. Yes.</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39688535http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39688535Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:35:49 -0400<object width="400" height="314"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://video.pitchfork.tv/mediaplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="file=http://pitchfork.tv/node/1262/embed.xml" /><embed src="http://video.pitchfork.tv/mediaplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="file=http://pitchfork.tv/node/1262/embed.xml" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="314"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>”** Pitchfork.tv Exclusive ** // In this, the first of three exclusive videos filmed during rehearsals for their upcoming tour, we get a private glimpse of Nine Inch Nails as they careen through a live rendition of 1,000,000.”</p><p>This settles it. There is no fucking way I’m missing NIN on their upcoming tour. The Slip has been one of my favorite releases so far this year, and if they sound even half as tight as they do in this video, this tour is going to destroy lives. No shit.<br/><br/>So, the next question: who wants to take a field trip? I’m going come hell or high water.<br/><br/> 08/08 - Worcester, MA @ DCU Center<br/>or<br/> 08/27 - East Rutherford, NJ @ Izod Center<br/><br/>Worcester is far, but it’s actually quite simple, and I have family there so there is a place to crash for the evening. Also, Deerhunter is opening that show. Email me if you’re interested in going to either.</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39562634http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39562634Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:24:17 -0400<a href="http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/">http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/</a>: <img src="http://godhatesshrimp.com/photos/IndyPride2007-1.jpg" height="503" width="350"/><br/><img src="http://godhatesshrimp.com/images/468x60/pinchsuckburn.gif" height="60" width="468"/><br/><br/>An oldy but a goody. Also, I love that guys sign in the middle. His logic is <i>flawless</i>.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39058177http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/39058177Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:30:00 -0400<p><a href="http://52books.tumblr.com/post/38700809/i-have-found-the-best-rap-song-about-books-in-the">52books</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I have found the best rap song about books in the entire universe. No joke. It tells you how to read, raise your children, brush your teeth, and put on Speedstick. But because of the explicit language and my own modesty, I’m not sure if I have the guts to post it here. If you’d like to hear it, shoot me an email and I’ll send you the mp3.</p><p>This is a limited time offer.</p></blockquote><p>Please please please let this be “Read a Book” by Bomani D’Mite Armah!</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/38702197http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/38702197Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:59:12 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzx_jpdp8gI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzx_jpdp8gI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ridiculousaurus.tumblr.com/post/38452512/wolf-parade-ill-believe-in-anything-live-at">ridiculousaurus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Wolf Parade “I’ll Believe In Anything” live at CMJ</p><p>the next time someone asks me what my type is, i’m just going to say “the guys from wolf parade.”</p></blockquote><p>I watched this video on mute while listening to Metallica play “The Unforgiven” live at Bonnaroo. It was incredibly hilarious.<br/><br/>Side note: What the fuck was up with Metallica being AWESOME at Bonnaroo? It was totally a “please god love us again! remember when we used to be friends?” set list, but whatever, I fell for it. One song off Reload, and the rest were all off the s/t, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, … And Justice For All, etc. Fuck, the first three songs were from Ride the Lightning! And a Misfits cover to open the encore (hurray Garage Days)! Dick move!</p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/38498472http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/38498472Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:52:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT5a6r3mvhI072P57O_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/13/tim.russert/index.html">Tim Russert dies at 58</a><br/>NBC anchor Tim Russert has died after an apparent heart attack.<br/></h1>He must’ve heard that R. Kelly was found not guilty on all 14 charges of child pornography and sex with a minor! *<a href="http://www.instantrimshot.com"><a href="http://www.instantrimshot.com">http://www.instantrimshot.com</a></a>* <br/><br/>What are you dicks looking at? Too soon?http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/38307665http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/38307665Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:58:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT59vff7qrqwFXNcXl_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Yeah. You’re goddamn right I went there.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/37322121http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/37322121Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:45:42 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oQnxYuGT59v33c14Ei7QlK2l_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fair enough.</p><p>via <a href="http://crazyflorida.tumblr.com/">CrazyFlorida</a></p>http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/37288643http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/37288643Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:00:45 -0400marissa: ok so you like crazy drunk girls with wild hair and a willingness to do anal<br />ryan harris: well when you put it like that, it sounds sleazyhttp://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/37173983http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/37173983Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:06:00 -0400<a href="http://365rpm.tumblr.com">http://365rpm.tumblr.com</a>: 365 RPM is my new daily music blog. Check-check-check it out.http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/35695074http://ryandestroys.tumblr.com/post/35695074Thu, 22 May 2008 12:39:03 -0400