June 24, 2008
paulscheer:

“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”
BEST MOVIE TAGLINE EVER
Rob Zombie, You Have Outdone Yourself!

Fuck. Yes.

paulscheer:

“51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch”

BEST MOVIE TAGLINE EVER

Rob Zombie, You Have Outdone Yourself!

Fuck. Yes.

June 23, 2008

”** Pitchfork.tv Exclusive ** // In this, the first of three exclusive videos filmed during rehearsals for their upcoming tour, we get a private glimpse of Nine Inch Nails as they careen through a live rendition of 1,000,000.”

This settles it. There is no fucking way I’m missing NIN on their upcoming tour. The Slip has been one of my favorite releases so far this year, and if they sound even half as tight as they do in this video, this tour is going to destroy lives. No shit.

So, the next question: who wants to take a field trip? I’m going come hell or high water.

08/08 - Worcester, MA @ DCU Center
or
08/27 - East Rutherford, NJ @ Izod Center

Worcester is far, but it’s actually quite simple, and I have family there so there is a place to crash for the evening. Also, Deerhunter is opening that show. Email me if you’re interested in going to either.

June 19, 2008
June 17, 2008

FUCK SPINNIN' RIMS

52books:

I have found the best rap song about books in the entire universe. No joke. It tells you how to read, raise your children, brush your teeth, and put on Speedstick. But because of the explicit language and my own modesty, I’m not sure if I have the guts to post it here. If you’d like to hear it, shoot me an email and I’ll send you the mp3.

This is a limited time offer.

Please please please let this be “Read a Book” by Bomani D’Mite Armah!

June 15, 2008

ridiculousaurus:

Wolf Parade “I’ll Believe In Anything” live at CMJ

the next time someone asks me what my type is, i’m just going to say “the guys from wolf parade.”

I watched this video on mute while listening to Metallica play “The Unforgiven” live at Bonnaroo. It was incredibly hilarious.

Side note: What the fuck was up with Metallica being AWESOME at Bonnaroo? It was totally a “please god love us again! remember when we used to be friends?” set list, but whatever, I fell for it. One song off Reload, and the rest were all off the s/t, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, … And Justice For All, etc. Fuck, the first three songs were from Ride the Lightning! And a Misfits cover to open the encore (hurray Garage Days)! Dick move!

June 13, 2008

Tim Russert dies at 58NBC anchor Tim Russert has died after an apparent heart attack.

He must’ve heard that R. Kelly was found not guilty on all 14 charges of child pornography and sex with a minor! *http://www.instantrimshot.com* What are you dicks looking at? Too soon?

Tim Russert dies at 58
NBC anchor Tim Russert has died after an apparent heart attack.

He must’ve heard that R. Kelly was found not guilty on all 14 charges of child pornography and sex with a minor! *http://www.instantrimshot.com*

What are you dicks looking at? Too soon?
June 5, 2008
Yeah. You’re goddamn right I went there.
Yeah. You’re goddamn right I went there.
Fair enough.
via CrazyFlorida

Fair enough.

via CrazyFlorida

June 4, 2008

re: Lily Allen

  • marissa: ok so you like crazy drunk girls with wild hair and a willingness to do anal
  • ryan harris: well when you put it like that, it sounds sleazy
May 22, 2008