2008

I refuse to believe this is real.

via BoingBoing. No pun intended.

Speaking of Tron…

Literally. Zing!

Kill me. Also, if you’re a giant hick, I would think...

paulscheer: “51% Motherfucker - 49% Son of a Bitch” BEST...

FUCK SPINNIN' RIMS

52books: I have found the best rap song about books in the entire universe. No joke. It tells you...

Tim Russert dies at 58NBC anchor Tim Russert has died after...

Yeah. You’re goddamn right I went there.

Fair enough. via CrazyFlorida

re: Lily Allen

marissa: ok so you like crazy drunk girls with wild hair and a willingness to do anal
ryan harris: well when you put it like that, it sounds sleazy

for those who tried to rock, we salute you

My arabic is a bit rusty, but I’m pretty sure...

In honor of tomorrow.

Not only is the greatest tattoo ever, but he gets bonus...

Beck - Chemtrails

Tonight, on a very special episode of Star Wars: The Clone...

the best game of all time just got...

livejamie: Naming yourself “LOL” on Zelda64 yields the best results; “I am the Great Deku Tree,...

justin: erik: This is justin’s car in gta4 after he drove...

follow up

Apparently this is Andrew WK thing is a big deal and has been going on for some time. How did I not...

When the hell did this happen???

A Softer World may be my new favorite web comic. A friend...

Finding all the crazy shit that got lost in translation in...

an open letter

dear girl who writes the robot-heart tumblr, i am in love with your appreciation of offbeat storm...

insertname: Dinner Is Served! (via Doctor Beef)

I need this.  peetypassion: R2D2 BBQ

I can't say I haven't thought about doing...

Someone needs to send Louie Anderson some flowers or some...

It seems like any D-Lister can get a clothing line these...

I wish I was a part of the focus group responsible for the...

This kid is my hero. He just wants to do...

emily rodrigues: hahhaha
emily rodrigues: very nice
emily rodrigues: you think you are so funny
ryan harris: I DO!
emily rodrigues: did you post that in your blog?
ryan harris: eat a diiiiiick
emily rodrigues: you should probably post it in your blog
ryan harris: that was good
emily rodrigues: so everyone knows how funny you are
ryan harris: i'm gonna post this
emily rodrigues: yeah you DEF should
emily rodrigues: i mean you are SOOOO funny

Listen

If title dictated my behavior...

mike petriello: don't take this the wrong way, but you've been a truly awful, horrible human being over the last 12 hours.
ryan harris: i like to think i'm a master of my own destiny.

Why Hollywood has never made a family oriented buddy flick...

i can has 360 billionz??/

“DALLAS — A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he...

I want your skull! Where is Dustin Hoffman when you need him...

(via amandalynferri)

Teenagers from Mars

INDIO, California — Concert promoters are offering a...

summer blockbuster season!

This week starts summer blockbuster season and I couldn’t be more excited. Here’s my...

via Penny Arcade

AAHHHH I CANT WAIT  azizisbored: Wow.

i thought i saw a pretty girl...

ryan harris: damn my nearsightedness!!!
nicholas jessen: are you talking about not being "forward thinking" or that you are actually missing your glasses?
ryan harris: glasses. i don't give a shit about my brain.

“Twitter takes the Pringles analogy to its logical...”
— Lore Sjöberg, Wired

Rivers Cuomo wrote me an email today. “Hey brah chek...

Listen

When Amanda showed me this, the first thing that popped into...

I always get a kick out of people cutting away parts of...

I have such a love-hate relationship with the Batusi. As a...

Holy fucking shit. “The Oprah Burial Mask depicts for the...

Clearly this is a job for the GameFAQs forum! Jared would...

obvs

I really did not think my excitement for Zombie Strippers...

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i don’t even know where to start.

getting strange

me: fuck. i’m going to miss the hills tonight now.
sandy: oh no. what a tragedy.
me: seriously! audrina and heidi were going to s-bar, but didn’t know that spencer and his d-bag friends were going, too!
sandy: please tell me you just read that somewhere and copied it.
sandy: and that didn’t actually just come from your brain

internot

o rite… i have a tumblr. i’ve been so busy following ryam adams’, which is a full...

http://www.manterns.com/

spooky

my neighbor has been blaring the same song for three and a half hours. it’s some dude on an...

ultimate winnar

i had probably the most fun i’ve had in new york city so far tonight, doing something that...

“hi my name is dan stacy, i am replying to your ad on...”
— my friend mike worked at...

night of the living dead

since i last posted, i moved to brooklyn, got sick, and had no internet for a while. i’ve got...

someone smarter than me on juno

i have such a curiously mad hard on for this guy rob and his blog that no one is going to believe...

groggy

sorry for the lack of posts. i’ve had strep throat, so most time has been spent on the couch...

quick updates

my desktop officially bit it. i think mentioning it ended up jynxing the whole thing. fuck. the...

soundwave: superior. constructicons:...

my desktop is about to die. i think it’s the power supply. every time i go to turn it on,...

As someone who spends most of his waking life in front of a...

wowee zowee

today’s “get fuzzy” (a comic i really don’t like that much) makes a pavement...

autobots! roll out!

i finally caught up on all the episodes of transformers animated that i’ve tivoed. holy shit...

“And that’s the part I had a real problem with, maybe...”
— J. Michael Straczynski,...

wise purchases

goddamn it, rachel. so rachel has gotten me rehooked on batman like mad. a few years back, i made...